In the (paleo) zone

zone plate

I have flirted with the concept of zoning before and I’m not going to lie, its not easy.  Schools of thought about diets have varied dramatically over the years and as science has progressed we have been given contradictory advice on what is healthy for us to eat.  Should I restrict my calories?  Restrict my fat?  Eat lots of red meat?  Cut out red meat?  Are grains good for me?  Is veganism the right choice?  There is so much information available that it is not surprising that we can all feel a little overwhelmed and confused.  As I have talked about before, my personal choice, and the one that fits in best with my personal stomach issues, is the paleo diet.  So what happens when you find that you feel great, you are happy and healthy but you are just not losing weight on the paleo diet?  Old school science taught us that a calorie is a calorie and they were all created equal.  Now, of course, we know that is not true.  There are 112 calories in an individual Weight Watchers Carrot Cake, whilst there are 156 calories in just 1 ounce of cashew nuts.  So does that mean that I should opt for the lower calorie snack?  Personally, no I don’t think so, and I wouldn’t recommend anyone else to do so either.

Here is the ingredients list for the Weight Watchers Carrot Cake:  Sugar,Wheat Flour ,Carrot (9%) ,Pasteurised Whole Egg ,Water ,Vegetable Oil ,Pineapple ,Humectant: Vegetable Glycerine ,Pasteurised Egg White ,Citrus Fibre ,Raising Agents: Diphosphates, Potassium Bicarbonate ,Coconut ,Glucose Syrup ,Skimmed Milk Powder ,Caramelised Sugar Syrup ,Ground Cinnamon ,Tapioca Starch ,Preservative: Potassium Sorbate ,Gelling Agent: Pectin ,Dextrose ,Fructose ,Ground Nutmeg ,Emulsifier: Sucrose Esters of Fatty Acids

carrot cake                              cashew nuts

Cashews may contain more calories but they also contain these nutrients:  Copper, Phosphorous, Manganese, Magnesium and Zinc and they do not contain a plethora of additives, preservatives and chemicals.

Whilst in the short term if you follow a calorie restricting diet such as Weight Watchers or Slimming World you will undoubtedly lose weight, in the long term, it is not sustainable AND if you buy the products that they make you are also giving your body a smorgasbord of chemical crap, entirely devoid of any real nutritional value.  If you decide to do exercise whilst you are dieting, (which I hope you will) these foods will not provide your body with enough energy to sustain even moderate levels of movement.

However, one aspect of the paleo diet that cannot be ignored is the fact that if you eat excessive amounts of calories (albeit of healthy, nutritious, wholesome foods) you will not be able to consistently lose weight.  At this point in my life, having lost and gained weight to varying degrees over the last twenty years, I would still like to be leaner.  That’s not because I think I’m fat.  Gone are the days when I look in the mirror and hate what I see, where I talk about myself in terms of being less than others because I weigh more.  What I do want, though, is to be a more efficient athlete.  I am carrying excess weight and that makes certain aspects of my training more difficult.  I find it hard to run, I am unable to complete an unassisted pull up, I struggle with box jumps.  All of these things would be improved if I lost weight.

So what is the answer?  One diet that is very popular with athletes is The Zone.  The Zone separates food into blocks, the amount of blocks you are advised to eat is dependent upon your size and gender.  According to the chart below I am a small female and should need 10 blocks.  When I had a brief soiree with The Zone Diet I found that with my training that was simply not sufficient food and I had to up it to 11, which was sustainable.  So 11 blocks of food per day, I’m not going to lie, that is not a lot of food and it does take some getting used to.


Many athletes bulk cook zone meals on a Sunday so that during the week they don’t have to worry about their preparing and cooking food.  This is particularly helpful if you are trying to juggle work, training and possibly a family all at the same time.  This kind of practical approach means that your food goes from being something that is regulated by your emotions, to something that is very much a tool to fuel your body.  If you are training for a sport or are trying to mend a broken relationship with food, this could be a good solution for you.  I am going to give it a whirl and see what effect it has on me.  I will let you know how I get on!

5 weeks

Weight: 67.3 kilos/ 10 stone 6 pounds (- 3 pounds)

Body fat percentage: 34.9%  (+ .4%)

BMI: 27.6 (- 1.5)

Dress size: 12/14 (same)

Bust Size: 34 DD (same)

Waist measurement: 82.55 centimeters/ 32 inches (-.5)

Height: 154.94 centimeters/ 5 foot 1 inch (same!)

The way I look at it is this: over the last 5 weeks, which have been incredibly emotional for me, I could have binged on all sorts of foods and gained a lot of weight.  That is what I would have done in the past but this time I took control, to some degree, about the kind of foods that I was eating.  Now to get serious about actually losing some weight because lets face it, who doesn’t want to look good in a bikini!

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High days and holidays


What do you eat and drink at a wedding?  Since the last time I wrote that is where I have been – a sunny, happy, beautiful wedding.  Its challenging being away from home for someone on any kind of health challenge.  You don’t have the comforts of home, you don’t have access to the gym or box that you would usually go to, it is all too easy to stray from the path.  Add to that the double obstacles of bank holidays and a wedding and you can imagine where we are headed.  I started this health challenge because my husband had just gone away and I really wanted something to focus my mind on to stop me from comfort eating and bingeing on calorific, chemical laden foods.  In that respect it has worked very well.  With the exception of one occasion, which I will tell you about in a moment, I have eaten wholesome, healthy, paleo food the entire time.  Even through the Easter holidays and another bank holiday I stuck to the programme with good (if not incredible) results.  What happened this week is that in the face of a table full of beautiful cake and a fridge full of prosecco I, like any good little sugar addict, talked myself into making the decision to eat non-paleo foods.  These are the justifications I gave myself, I’m sure you will recognise them:

  • I have been so good, I deserve a treat
  • Its a wedding, you have to have a drink at a wedding
  • Its gluten free cake, so its fine (the bride is coeliac so anything with gluten was totally banned)
  • If ‘they’ do it, it means its okay for me to do it (followed by me persuading my very good friend Pipp to be naughty with me.  Sorry Pipp!)
  • Its just one day


So I had a couple of glasses of prosecco and some delicious gluten free cake.  I had a great time, it was a beautiful day and I loved every minute of it, and if the result of my decision was simply that I didn’t lose any weight, or even that I gained a couple of pounds this week, that wouldn’t have been so bad at all.  That isn’t what happened.  What happened was my body completely, utterly and violently rejected my sugar laden, deliciously indulgent offerings and I was very ill.  That night when I got home I was violently ill, and it continued the next day.  In fact my stomach has only just, 4 days later, recovered.   The week before the wedding I experienced an attack of IBS* at work and as I sat on the bus on the way home, in huge amounts of pain, what shocked me most was that I used to deal with this every single day.  It was a daily experience for me and I wondered why I was miserable and grumpy!  Nowadays it is so rare that at first I wasn’t sure what was happening.  That is progress.


So what now?  Do I have to start my 365 day health challenge from the beginning?  No.  Why?  Because I make the rules and I choose not to punish myself for being human, but I hope that next time I am able to make an informed decision about what to do, and realise that it is not a treat when it leaves you in pain or discomfort.  A treat is something that makes you feel good, not just in that moment but now, later that day and for the rest of your life.

*I have never been officially diagnosed with an illness and now that I have discovered a cure (a healthy, paleo style diet and regular exercise) there is no need to investigate exactly what is wrong with me, it may be Irritable Bowel Syndrome as I suspect, it may be Candida, but what I do know is that my body wants to be fed nutritious, delicious food and if I give it anything but, it reacts swiftly and aggressively.

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Easter: a time for new life and transformation


This has been an egg-stremely busy week for me (sorry).  I was kind of dreading the holidays because with my husband gone it could have been a very sad and lonely time for me but I made sure that I kept myself really busy and it has been loads of fun.  We have been blessed with beautiful weather (until yesterday when all the rain came down in one go.  I got very wet) and I have even got a bit of a tan, which never happens.

A few things have happened over the last week that I want to share.

  • I stopped taking my medication.  For a very large part of my adult life I have been taking medication for depression and anxiety.  I don’t think I should feel ashamed to admit that.  It has helped me enormously to have a life that I can cope with.  It has enabled me to sleep at night, to get up every day and go to work, to function as a ‘normal’ human being.  The reason that I decided to come off of my medication was because when my husband left and went to the other side of the world for over a year, I didn’t feel anything.  I was sad and I missed him but I felt separated from my emotions in a way that I did not appreciate.  When I stopped taking them a few things happened.  First of all I felt really dizzy for a while, which was not entirely pleasant.  Then I started to cry A LOT!  Then I found an enormous pool of energy that had obviously been bottled up inside of me.  With this enormous pool of energy I did a few things.
  •  I got all of my hair chopped off!  I had very, very long curly hair and I just went to the hairdressers and got it all chopped off and it feels great.  I love it and I love being able to wash and dry my hair in about 5 minutes after I have been to the box.
  • I was barely able to sit down.  I have always thought of myself as quite a lazy person.  I know I work out and do CrossFit but apart from that I have never had a great deal of motivation to actually move.  This week I have been unable to sit still for any length of time.  I have been cycling, walking a variety of dogs and WODing and I have loved it.  One of the trainers at the box said I look about ten years younger and although I know he is just being sweet, I feel it.  It feels great.

hair                                                                          photo (1)

  • I have been creating.  A few years ago (the last time I was off my medication) I wrote a book.  After a few half hearted attempts to get it published I hid it away and forgot about it.  This week I have dusted it off and in the moments when I can sit still I have been working on it.  I have also struck a deal with an enormously talented writer who also happens to be a good friend, William Xavier Lavendar (amazing name right?) to design the art for the cover of my book, which I have decided to publish as an e book.  I would be extremely grateful if you would take a few minutes to answer the 10 questions on e books in this survey.
  • My interview with Michaela Breeze MBE was published on  I did the interview a while ago but I am very excited and pleased to see it on their website.

michaela snatch

  • Finally, and most importantly, I have made a decision that life is too short not to be with the one you love and I have decided that at the end of the academic year I will be leaving Hove and heading off to Ecuador to be with my husband.  This has been a huge decision because I love the life we have made for ourselves here but a few things have happened lately that have really made me realise that this life that we have is precious and beautiful.  Did you see the article that was doing the rounds of social media a few months ago The top 5 regrets of the dying?  What would your biggest regret be if this was the last day of your life?  Mine would be that I was thousands of miles away from the man I love and, when I really stopped to question why, I didn’t have a good enough answer.  The only real answers were ones based in fear.  Fear of the future, of being poor, of losing potential maternity benefits, of not being at the right place in my life in direct correlation to my age.  I am nearly 36 and I don’t have any children, I don’t own a car, I don’t have a mortgage, I don’t have financial security, savings or investments.  All of those things scare me because I feel as though I’m being left behind.  What scares me more is living the rest of my life making sensible decisions that don’t make me happy.  So that is it, I’m off.  I am so nervous and excited and I really hope that one day, if and when we have children, we are able to give them something far more important than money; two parents that love and adore them and each other and who have lived a life of excitement and adventure.

At the end of all of that, my health challenge statistics are not keeping pace I’m afraid!

Weight: 65.7 kilograms/ 10 stone 3 and a half pounds

Body fat percentage: 34.2%

BMI: 27.2

Dress size: 12/14

Bust Size: 34 DD

Waist measurement: 82.55 centimeters/ 32.5 inches

Height: 154.94 centimeters/ 5 foot 1 inch

The results are less than spectacular but I’m not worrying about it for a few reasons:

1.  I know that I have exercised my little butt off this week.  My body has ached so much that at times I have barely been able to move and I know that I am making healthy choices.

2.  I have managed to get through one of the most tricky holidays and have not deviated from the paleo plan.  I may have over indulged in a few dates and prunes but I know that I have kept my eye on the prize and I am proud of myself.

3.  I feel really good.  I am less bloated, I have more energy and I don’t need the number on a scale to tell me how to feel about myself.

4.  Anyone who has ever watched (been addicted to) The Biggest Loser knows that week 2 is tough!

So there it is, what is Easter if not a time for new life and transformation!  Happy Easter to everyone.

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First World Pains

brighton beach

Does anyone else crave total independence whilst at the same time longing to be looked after?  Do you too want a highly successful, well paid career but also want to be a mum (or dad) and stay at home all day every day just staring at the tiny little creation you made out of love with another human being?  Do you want to feel the sun on your back and be warm, but not too warm and to live in the countryside but also by the sea?  Do you want a dog and a cat?  Do you want to be surrounded by friends and yet also to be alone to think, and create?  Do you want a tiny house but also loads of space and a big garden?  Do you want a car but not want the hassle and expense of owning one?

Do you want to have fun but also want to be healthy?   Do you want to do a WOD but also an oly lifting programme and gymnastics and Barbell Club?  To eat paleo but also have cups of tea with milk in and eat chocolate because it is frickin’ awesome?    Do you want to share your thoughts and feelings with everyone whilst at the same time being petrified of judgment and cruelty?  Do you want to care less about everything, but also care more?  Do you hope and dream and wish for more whilst at the same time feeling so totally lucky and blessed that these are the things that you have to worry about and not where the next meal is coming from or whether there is clean water to give your children?

Do you want it all, or is it just me?

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Health Challenge Update


 Day 8 statistics update

Week One of my health challenge has been a success.  Some of you will be disappointed to find out that I am still the same height and have not shrunk or grown at all, as of yet, but I am okay with that!  Over the course of the week there have been a few tears (none of them over food I must emphasise) but overall I am happy with how it has gone.  I managed to eat out at a Thai restaurant called The Giggling Squid (highly recommended if you are in my neck of the woods) and at a friend’s house and I have eaten colourful, delicious food all week; at no point have I felt deprived or overly hungry.  The thing is I have always been great at starting diets or healthy eating plans (my record was the first week of Slimming World when I lost 5 kilos, which is almost a stone).  It is the sticking to it that I struggle with and why I decided to give myself this public challenge.

I have been blessed with the Easter holidays (one of the many joys of working in education.  I love those kids but I also love having a break from them!) so I have been dog walking, cycling and exercising in the sunshine.  It is times like this that I love living by the sea.  I have also been trying to do WODs (Workout of the Day) lately and yesterday I thought check me out I’m going to do this WOD (featured in the photo above) Rx’d.  That means at the prescribed weight, which in this case was 25 kilos.  Maths is not my strong suit and when I couldn’t find a spare 15 kilo bar to use I grabbed a 12 kilo training bar and shoved some weight on before dashing off to the loo, holding the whole class up while I did so (standard).  Three rounds in and I thought I was going to die; sick and dizzy, I had to swallow my pride and ask if I could lower my weight.  It was then that I realised that rather than using the prescribed weight of 25 kilos, I had 28 on my bar!  Sometimes I stagger myself.  I suppose what I learnt from this is that a) maths is important and that b) sometimes you have to listen to your body.  So I didn’t complete my first Rx’d WOD, but I did live to fight another day.

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Weight: 65.9 kilograms/ 10 stone 4 pounds

Body fat percentage: 34.4%

BMI: 27.2

Dress size: 12/14

Bust Size: 34 DD

Waist measurement: 82.55 centimeters/ 32.5 inches

Height: 154.94 centimeters/ 5 foot 1 inch

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To PT or not PT


 Marta Prokop: Personal Trainer Extraordinaire!  (Photo courtesy of Rx’d Photography)

One of the great things about our box is that they give internships to people who are looking to become a CrossFit trainer.  When I saw a post on facebook from one of our interns asking for a volunteer to act as a guinea pig to follow a specially devised training plan for 8 weeks, I was in there like swimwear!  It felt like Christmas when I realised that I was the first person to ‘bagsy’ the spot, and I know there were plenty of people who wished they had got in there first.  Personal training (purchasing, not delivering) was something I considered back in my globo gym days but I was always too intimidated and, quite frankly, too poor, to sign up.

I love CrossFit and I think the communal element of the classes makes exercise so much more fun but, having been the human guinea pig of the rather lovely woman featured above for a few weeks now, I can see the genuine benefit of having a personal trainer.  As excellent as the programming may be at your box, having a specific exercise programme tailored especially to your needs is incredibly helpful.  Here are a few tips if you have been considering investing in some PT sessions but aren’t sure what to expect:

  • If you are honest with them about your strengths and weaknesses then any personal trainer worth their salt will push you outside of your comfort zone and make you do things you don’t like doing (but why can’t we just do squats all day every day?!)  This is a good thing.  Embrace it!
  • A personal trainer is no replacement for motivation, that has to come from you, but they should push you to do more than you would do if you were working out alone.  BUT – be warned.  They lie!  When they say one more rep they don’t mean one more rep!  Again, just go with it.  If you want results you’ve got to work hard.
  • They will make you take better care of your body.  (Who hasn’t rushed off after a workout without rolling out properly or stretching as much as they should?)  A PT will encourage you to give your body the time and attention it deserves.
  • When choosing a PT you should really think about what you are looking to get out of the programme and the style that suits you.  It is also very common for coaches at your gym or box to have specific skills that they excel at; some might be fantastic gymnasts, others excellent oly lifters, whilst someone else may be more experienced at strength and conditioning coaching.  Before making the choice talk to them about what you want.
  • Personality matters.  This is a situation in which you will inevitably be very intimate with someone.  If, like me, you are not in perfect shape and hugely body confident, you have to be comfortable with this person laying their hands on you and getting up close and personal.  Also, you have to like and respect them to want to keep going back.
  • On the other side of the coin, you can’t get on with them too well!  I think Marta is great and I consider her a friend but as much as we enjoy a good giggle, she would not allow me to stand around gossiping the whole time.  That’s not what I’m there for.

Today we went to a local fitness centre so Marta could be assessed.  I am delighted that she passed and is now a fully qualified Level 3 Personal Trainer, as well as having her Level 1 CrossFit qualification.  Going to the gym and using the machines really made me appreciate our box even more than I did before.  When people say that CrossFit is a community it may seem like a cliche but when you are struggling with health and fitness, weight loss, or just life in general, it is really powerful to go somewhere where everybody knows your name.  The knowledge that you are part of something and that no matter how crappy your day was or how rubbish you may be feeling, when you leave the box you will always feel better, is a wonderful thing.

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Day 1


Here are my stats on Day 1 (yesterday) of my 365 Day Health Challenge:

Weight: 67.5 kilograms/ 10 stone 9 pounds

Body fat percentage: 34.4%

BMI: 28.1

Dress size: 12/14

Bust Size: 34 DD

Waist measurement: 83.9 centimeters/ 33 inches

Height: 154.94 centimeters/ 5 foot 1 inch

I know that as I will be doing a fair amount of exercise (particularly weight training) my weight and BMI are not totally reliable indicators but it will be interesting to see what changes occur.  I am also not predicting that my height is going to change dramatically but you never know!

I successfully completed day 1 of the challenge by managing to eat paleo despite going out for a meal (when you go out with three personal trainers it kind of helps with the motivation!) and I also did an awesome WOD at the box.   So far so good.


Pickles the Spaniel puppy is a very welcome distraction from sugar.

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365 day health challenge

I had a dream last night that I was supposed to be running as part of a WOD and whilst everyone else got on with it, I put on roller skates (brightly coloured Rio Rollers that I love), skated in the wrong direction and started talking to a really cute little girl.  I’m not saying that this has any profound meaning but anyone that has ever met me will not be at all surprised at this.  Anything brightly coloured, cute or sweet has always been a welcome distraction for me.


The last couple of weeks have been incredibly tough.  My husband has moved to South America and I found out that someone I love very much has the other c word and is soon to begin chemotherapy.   What’s interesting is that however far you think you’ve come, it is so easy to fall back into old patterns of behaviour when life kicks you in the coochy.  The lure of sugar laden cakes and chocolate has proved too much.  There was a time when I would have self medicated with more dangerous substances and, though it may seem as though eating cake is a fairly innocuous vice; for me this is a problem and I’m not interested in problems, I’m interested in solutions.  I know that I enjoy challenges and work well when I have strict guidelines to live by, so I have been considering what I can do to curb my emotional eating and get back on track to where I want to be:  the fittest, happiest, healthiest version of myself.  So this is the challenge I am publicly setting myself:

365 days of paleo eating and CrossFit.  That is a whole year of consistently making the right choices.  Can I do it?  I’m going to give it a bloody good go!  Watch this space!


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Hey sugar sugar!

When you start CrossFit you are quickly introduced to a new and confusing lexicon and it feels as though you are learning a new language.  Sometimes some of these ideas and concepts cross over into ordinary life and its interesting when that happens. Since I started CrossFit I have experimented with eating paleo, have completed the Whole30 and have been the subject of many bewildered questions from friends and colleagues about what I am eating and why.  My standard response when people have asked me why I am doing Whole30 is simply that I am addicted to sugar.  One of my colleagues told me this week that it had been all over the news that sugar is as addictive as nicotine.  Sure enough the next day I caught a glimpse of the newspaper headlines:  ‘Sugar is the new tobacco’ screamed one, ‘Sugar is now enemy number 1 in the western diet’ shouted another.

The Whole30 is, as the name suggest, 30 days of whole foods.  Meat, fish, vegetables, fruits, nuts.  I know I have a sugar addiction because I used to smoke and the signs are all too familiar.  The more I eat, the more I want.  I use it to comfort myself when I am sad and to soothe myself when I am stressed.  I eat it in secret and rationalise that I will quit on Monday.  I binge and then feel incredibly guilty and that I have let myself, and everyone else, down.  When I stopped eating sugar for the first time I experienced an intense, debilitating crash.  I had absolutely no energy and felt borderline depressed for about a week.  I dreamt that I had eaten sugar and woke up feeling panic and guilt (which is exactly what happened to me when I gave up smoking).  I was hungry in a way that was so forceful that I thought I would never feel satiated again.  I don’t want anything to have that control over me.  One of the most challenging aspects of this is that it is socially acceptable in a way that other addictions aren’t.  You aren’t encouraged to smoke at work and yet anyone who has ever worked in an office or school will be all too familiar with the cakes on a Friday or birthday cakes tradition.  Who hasn’t looked sheepishly at their work buddy and whispered ‘I shouldn’t,’ to be met with ‘I will if you will.’  I know I’ve been on both ends of that scenario more times than I care to remember.

It is not just the obvious cakes, sweets, chocolates that are to blame.  It is only when you try and cut out sugar that you realise that it is in everything.  Everything!  I was astonished when I began checking labels at how many products have added sugar.  Perhaps the most alarming was a packet of dried fruit and nuts that my husband bought from a local supermarket as a ‘healthy’ snack.  We have also found it in seasonings, stock and dried meats and it is not always clear that it is there.  It disguises itself in a myriad of forms such as dextrose, glucose, fructose sucrose or ‘organic evaporated cane juice’, but it is all sugar.

In the long term I don’t know how this will pan out for me.  Will I feasibly be able to cut out all sugar for the rest of my life?  Do I even want to?  What I do know is that I want to make informed choices about what I am putting in to my body.  I don’t want to blindly trust a company that they will be making the right choice for me because invariably they won’t.  I am very fortunate to be surrounded by a community of health conscious people, including a paleo expert in the form of the lovely Barney.  I have a lot of free time to do shopping and cooking, I have a husband who is an excellent cook and who feels the same way about his health as I do.  I realise that for others it is not that easy and I feel so incredibly frustrated that it is more difficult and more expensive to eat healthy.

Despite the sensationalist headlines on the subject I think it’s great that information about the dangers and implications of sugar is becoming more easily accessible and that people are able to make informed choices about what they consume.  I am on day 11 of the Whole30 and I feel really good.  Wish me luck!

General Physical Preparedness or why you should always wear a sports bra and a belt

The first day back after half term was an inset day, and as I dressed myself in the dark I never for one moment thought that in just a few short hours I would be in the gymnasium at my school in front of a group of  30 or so colleagues with my right boob falling out of my bra whilst my trousers simultaneously fell down, but Crossfit is all about general physical preparedness so I’m seeing it as a learning experience.

The morning proceeded uneventfully but in the afternoon we were separated into groups and given different tasks to do.  When the PE teacher announced that each group needed one member to undertake a physical task whilst the others worked on an academic test I was only too happy to volunteer.  At last I wasn’t that person cringing at the thought of being asked to exert myself!  I was delighted and, with a confidence that I have rarely seen in myself, I stood up and muttered ‘bring it on!’ with a huge smile on my face.

We could choose from two tasks – either skip for 5 minutes straight or hold plank for 5 minutes.  My core strength (or lack thereof) has been an ongoing issue for me.  Just the previous weekend I had declared ‘I don’t have abs, I have jelly!’ to one of my coaches as he gave me instructions on how to plank properly, so I knew that wasn’t for me.  But skipping for 5 minutes?  Piece of (paleo) cake!   I was just a few skips in when I began to realise my mistake as my 36 E boobs bounced violently and the straps on my bra began to slip.   Yes I could skip for five minutes when the puppies were strapped down in my Shock Absorber bra, but could I skip with just a bit of cotton and lace for support?  As with so many things in my life, I hadn’t thought this through.

I have always considered myself an uncompetitive person but I think that has been a way to keep myself safe from failure or to pretend that I don’t care if I do fail.  Not any more: I wanted to win!  I had to find a way to pull up my bra straps and continue skipping, but how?  In the end it was no good. I had to stop the rope but the PE teacher (seeing the desperation in my eyes) said that if I kept on bouncing it was okay, so that is what I did.  Brilliant!  Panic over…  or so I thought.  A few skips in and they began to slip again, but this time, to my horror, my jeans began to slide down too!  I was nearing the end of my 30 day paleo challenge and it had clearly been effective.  Not wearing a belt had been a terrible mistake – what kind of fool fails to anticipate that they will be skipping at work?

Using the same one handed skipping technique as before, I had to save the jeans from falling down and, just in time, I did.  Phew!  Disaster averted.  It was the final minute and despite the odds I was still going.  Thank God!  But that’s when it happened.  The trousers migrating south had distracted me from the ongoing issue with my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and before I knew it, it was too late.  My right breast had made a bid for freedom and had bounced out of my bra.  The horror!  Who knew the devastation a boob of such magnitude could reek when left to bounce unfettered and unconstrained?  Would I knock myself unconscious?  How many innocent bystanders would I take down with me?  What else could I do?  I had to keep going!  By the time the whistle blew I was too preoccupied with dressing myself to even notice if we’d won but it didn’t matter – I had won by not giving up.  Dignity is over rated.

So that was Monday.

crazy leggings Monday                  crazyleggings mondaygeorge

In case anyone is interested, I got my final results from the 30 day paleo challenge* on Wednesday and I was very happy.  2 inches lost from my waist, 8 pounds and 2.5% body fat dropped. Not too shabby at all, and I certainly wasn’t the only one with fantastic results across the board.  I have come out of the end of it feeling as though it is more than just another diet fad, it is a way of life that suits me very well.  It has totally dealt with my IBS and my raging PMT feels much more manageable now.

* Lots of people from the box did this together under the instruction of the gorgeous Barnaby Gabos Gehlcken featured below in gold leggings.

Crazy leggings Monday Barney and Holly

The return of Crazy Leggings Monday was definitely a winner at Reebok Crossfit Connect!  Look at those shiny, happy people!  Thanks to the lovely Jen of Two Itchy Feet for the idea.

crazy leggings monday chloe and marie

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